DEVILS THROWIN’ DARTS
By Ryan Casper and Kenny Royster

WOKE UP THIS MORNING PUT ON MY SUNDAY BEST.
I THOUGHT I’D SHOW UP EARLY FOR CHURCH
MAKE THE PREACHER PROUD OF ME YET.
I GOT A PARKIN’ PLACE RIGHT IN THE FRONT
GOT A FIRST ROW SEAT THEN I HEARD SON.
UH.. THIS AIN’T SUNDAY IT’S MONDAY.

WELL I WAS TWO HOURS LATE FOR WORK BY THEN
I PUT THE PEDAL TO THE METAL TIL THE BLUELIGHT SPECIAL CLOCKED ME AT A HUNDRED AND TEN.
HE SAID LICENSE AND REGISTRATION PLEASE.
I SAID, “UH MY WALLET MUST HAVE FELL OUT AT CHURCH THIS MORNIN’ WHILE I WAS PRAYIN’ ON MY KNEES. UMHM.
OH LUCIFER’S ALWAYS SHOOTIN FOR ME.

THE DEVILS THROWIN DARTS AND IT LOOKS LIKE I’M THE BULLS EYE. I MUST HAVE A BIG RED DOT.
PAINTED ON MY BACKSIDE.
HE KEEPS PLAYIN GAMES WITH MY HEAD
MAYBE I’D BE BETTER OFF DEAD.
HE KEEPS WINNING NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY
YEAH THE DEVILS THROWIN’ DARTS
AND IT LOOKS LIKE I’M THE BULLS EYE.

I TRIED CALL’N MY BOSS NOBODY ANSWERED THE PHONE
WHEN I FINALLY ROLLED IN AT HALF PAST TEN
EVERYBODY WAS GONE.
THE SIGN ON THE DOOR SAID, “HAPPY ME-MOORIAL DAY”
I GUESS THE MAN IN RED HAS GOT ANOTHER ON THE WAY

RPT CHORUS


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